Tapbognilhathatfutripkad Batxucjarnyam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless hare.

Tapbognilhathatfutripkad Batxucjarnyam created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapbognilhathatfutripkad Batxucjarnyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tapbognilhathatfutripkad Batxucjarnyam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tapbognilhathatfutripkad Batxucjarnyam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tapbognilhathatfutripkad Batxucjarnyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick grasshopers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.