Binrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful pig.

Binrat created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Binrat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Binrat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Binrat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Binrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Binrat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Binrat eight times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.