Sisrutomin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured gorilla.

Sisrutomin created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisrutomin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sisrutomin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sisrutomin's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sisrutomin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.