Bossnurlteennur is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident giraffe.

Bossnurlteennur created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Bossnurlteennur, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bossnurlteennur, he will turn you into a mole.

Bossnurlteennur's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bossnurlteennur's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bossnurlteennur's priests.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Bossnurlteennur on top of important buildings.

5. Do not take Bossnurlteennur's name in vain.