Flatnat is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent
giraffe.
Flatnat created the Sun seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flatnat, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Flatnat, he will torture you forever.
Flatnat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Flatnat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed tomatoes to hamsters while wearing hats.
2. Great tits are not to be trusted.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Flatnat in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not cook food in pots.