Cepmumbiss Hanrullcebditlarghakgil Pangtombest is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic tapir.

Cepmumbiss Hanrullcebditlarghakgil Pangtombest created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepmumbiss Hanrullcebditlarghakgil Pangtombest, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cepmumbiss Hanrullcebditlarghakgil Pangtombest, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Cepmumbiss Hanrullcebditlarghakgil Pangtombest's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cepmumbiss Hanrullcebditlarghakgil Pangtombest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.