Dibgunont is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful manatee.

Dibgunont created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibgunont, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibgunont, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibgunont's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dibgunont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near doves while wearing mauve corsets and balancing three carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Run away from cyan birds, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick snakes.