Fligbepbagbod is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful
goblin.
Fligbepbagbod created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligbepbagbod, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fligbepbagbod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Fligbepbagbod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Fligbepbagbod's Holy Commandments1. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.
4. Do not eat tomatoes.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.