Ganwegvag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking hyena.

Ganwegvag created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganwegvag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganwegvag, she will curse you with boils.

Ganwegvag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ganwegvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ganwegvag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if three sharks approach from the north.