Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane gnu.

Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb first in all things.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cenzighapkemvonfodhakgeb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never write about archaea.