Yogsafneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered swan.

Yogsafneg created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogsafneg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yogsafneg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yogsafneg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yogsafneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near cats while wearing violet ear rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your head.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Do not take Yogsafneg's name in vain.