Bemtafnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair wasp.

Bemtafnull created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Bemtafnull, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bemtafnull, he will turn you into a frog.

Bemtafnull's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bemtafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.