Larpcidhas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Larpcidhas created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcidhas, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpcidhas, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Larpcidhas' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Larpcidhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Worship no other gods but Larpcidhas.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the north.

5. Never eat green fruit.