Farnfot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy hare.

Farnfot created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Farnfot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnfot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Farnfot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Farnfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing mauve shoes and balancing nine titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear red.