Pascincibzenhubfot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional hare.

Pascincibzenhubfot created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pascincibzenhubfot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pascincibzenhubfot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pascincibzenhubfot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Pascincibzenhubfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not jump in public.