Butdibgenpib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, clever wren.

Butdibgenpib created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butdibgenpib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butdibgenpib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Butdibgenpib's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butdibgenpib's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never pour water over plants.