Dapyarldinbimrathit is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, generous badger.

Dapyarldinbimrathit created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dapyarldinbimrathit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dapyarldinbimrathit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dapyarldinbimrathit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dapyarldinbimrathit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if six shrews approach from the west.

4. Put Dapyarldinbimrathit first in all things.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.