Fadfidfoss is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish
dog.
Fadfidfoss created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fadfidfoss, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fadfidfoss, she will not care at all.
Fadfidfoss' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Fadfidfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Never skip near shrews.
4. Do not wear iron on your body.
5. Fast once a month.