Satbidril is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, deceitful
cobra.
Satbidril created an electron two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Satbidril, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Satbidril, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Satbidril's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Satbidril's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the north.
2. Do not wear fawn clothing.
3. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the west.
4. Satbidril loves mice, so they must be respected.
5. Do not commit murder.