Satbidril is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, deceitful cobra.

Satbidril created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satbidril, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Satbidril, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Satbidril's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Satbidril's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the north.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the west.

4. Satbidril loves mice, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.