Henlinmeg Nartragbon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured grasshopper.

Henlinmeg Nartragbon created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henlinmeg Nartragbon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Henlinmeg Nartragbon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Henlinmeg Nartragbon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Henlinmeg Nartragbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Henlinmeg Nartragbon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.