Tadpinbed is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent wasp.

Tadpinbed created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadpinbed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tadpinbed, it will strike you with lightening.

Tadpinbed's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tadpinbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about turnips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.