Monbumtof Wonxenmid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited ant.

Monbumtof Wonxenmid created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Monbumtof Wonxenmid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Monbumtof Wonxenmid, he will turn you into a mole.

Monbumtof Wonxenmid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Monbumtof Wonxenmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not make images of living things.