Stippignanxucnarbumcit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable gorilla.

Stippignanxucnarbumcit created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stippignanxucnarbumcit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stippignanxucnarbumcit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stippignanxucnarbumcit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stippignanxucnarbumcit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Stippignanxucnarbumcit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Stippignanxucnarbumcit first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.