Stippignanxucnarbumcit is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable
gorilla.
Stippignanxucnarbumcit created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stippignanxucnarbumcit, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Stippignanxucnarbumcit, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Stippignanxucnarbumcit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Stippignanxucnarbumcit's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Stippignanxucnarbumcit in the centre of the settlement.
2. Put Stippignanxucnarbumcit first in all things.
3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
4. Always look after injured foxes.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.