Zimyarvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective elephant.

Zimyarvil created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimyarvil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimyarvil, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zimyarvil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Zimyarvil's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the north.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Zimyarvil on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear pink trousers.

5. Never hurt great tits.