Wipgondissflighambamnull is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless raven.

Wipgondissflighambamnull created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgondissflighambamnull, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipgondissflighambamnull, he will ignore you.

Wipgondissflighambamnull's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wipgondissflighambamnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Wipgondissflighambamnull.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about comets.