Budgun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic mouse.

Budgun created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budgun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budgun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Budgun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Budgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Budgun loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.