Narlzakomt is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent
jackal.
Narlzakomt created light seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narlzakomt, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Narlzakomt, she will strike you with lightening.
Narlzakomt's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Narlzakomt's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never write about eukaryotes.
3. Learn seven new languages a year.
4. Hide if six pigs approach from the south.
5. Never write about optics.