Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sapient aardvark.

Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Hundussgof Bodfetmig Stragbellcit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not keep seven pigs in a large pit.

5. Never paint your face violet.