Donliggon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Donliggon created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Donliggon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donliggon, he will be very sad.

Donliggon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Donliggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Never hurt pigs.