Rakwikwan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive
cow.
Rakwikwan created bats three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rakwikwan, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rakwikwan, he will be very unhappy.
Rakwikwan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Rakwikwan's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Never go into gray rooms.
3. Do not wear indigo clothing.
4. Do not hurt ants.
5. Do not take Rakwikwan's name in vain.