Rakwikwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive cow.

Rakwikwan created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakwikwan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rakwikwan, he will be very unhappy.

Rakwikwan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rakwikwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Do not hurt ants.

5. Do not take Rakwikwan's name in vain.