Omingepbet is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive dragon.

Omingepbet created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingepbet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Omingepbet, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Omingepbet's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Omingepbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your legs.