Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful crane.

Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed, it will not care.

Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never feed spinach to voles while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about optics near swans while wearing fawn shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your face.

5. Never laugh in holy places.