Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful
crane.
Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed created carbon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed, it will not care.
Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Mapkaprawquamvilbossbed's Holy Commandments1. Do not chant in public.
2. Never feed spinach to voles while wearing gray ear rings.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never think about optics near swans while wearing fawn shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your face.
5. Never laugh in holy places.