Ortwancamhivponnan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish
eagle.
Ortwancamhivponnan created Europe six million years ago.
If you believe in
Ortwancamhivponnan, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Ortwancamhivponnan, she will turn you into a duck.
Ortwancamhivponnan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Ortwancamhivponnan's Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Do not speak about parsnips.
3. Hide from fawn monkeys for they are unholy.
4. Never bounce near otters.
5. Never eat green fruit.