Stikcibzed is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest gerbil.

Stikcibzed created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Stikcibzed, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stikcibzed, it will turn you into a worm.

Stikcibzed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Stikcibzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikcibzed.