Xinjinlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless squirrel.

Xinjinlarn created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinjinlarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xinjinlarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Xinjinlarn's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xinjinlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the south.

5. Never think about optics.