Jaddidjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud dragonfly.

Jaddidjin created light two years ago.

If you believe in Jaddidjin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jaddidjin, it will turn you into a snail.

Jaddidjin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jaddidjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not listen to music.