Stikstangom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent dugong.

Stikstangom created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Stikstangom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stikstangom, it will turn you into a frog.

Stikstangom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stikstangom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.