Arnhamjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil chinchilla.

Arnhamjop created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhamjop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnhamjop, she will turn you into a goat.

Arnhamjop's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Arnhamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Retreat if six whales approach from the east.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.