Cumkoncit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able spider.

Cumkoncit created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Cumkoncit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cumkoncit, she will turn you into a duck.

Cumkoncit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cumkoncit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Run away from indigo bats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not keep three ducks in a large pit.

5. Always help sick foxes.