Gilnurhun is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm horse.

Gilnurhun created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnurhun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gilnurhun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gilnurhun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gilnurhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gilnurhun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.