Sascitgab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong guinea pig.

Sascitgab created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Sascitgab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sascitgab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sascitgab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sascitgab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.