Xemragkim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, weak hummingbird.

Xemragkim created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemragkim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xemragkim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xemragkim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xemragkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. You must love Xemragkim.