Bonnurtbog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, deceitful squirrel.

Bonnurtbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonnurtbog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bonnurtbog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonnurtbog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bonnurtbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Never think about nebulae.