Sogbednill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered hedgehog.

Sogbednill created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbednill, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sogbednill, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sogbednill's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sogbednill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.