Rowfudruttbatlistlat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient hamster.

Rowfudruttbatlistlat created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfudruttbatlistlat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowfudruttbatlistlat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rowfudruttbatlistlat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rowfudruttbatlistlat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Rowfudruttbatlistlat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing violet dresses.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.