Genpakkad is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful
butterfly.
Genpakkad created a quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Genpakkad, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Genpakkad, she will not care at all.
Genpakkad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Genpakkad's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. You must never eat pineapples.
3. Never think ill of sick horses.
4. Always obey Genpakkad's priests.
5. Do not commit murder.