Quill is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, witless
giraffe.
Quill created dark energy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quill, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Quill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Quill's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Quill's Holy Commandments1. Quill loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never think about special relativity.
4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never feed pineapples to goats while wearing kilts.