Jamfomloparmflagwothanjan
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous
tortoise
.
Jamfomloparmflagwothanjan
created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jamfomloparmflagwothanjan
, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Jamfomloparmflagwothanjan
, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Jamfomloparmflagwothanjan's
most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Jamfomloparmflagwothanjan's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Always wear cyan.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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