Gonrowmut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional wyrm.

Gonrowmut created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonrowmut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gonrowmut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gonrowmut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gonrowmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.