Rulhongebtambastfossapp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate crab.

Rulhongebtambastfossapp created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Rulhongebtambastfossapp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulhongebtambastfossapp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rulhongebtambastfossapp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rulhongebtambastfossapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rulhongebtambastfossapp.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Run away from indigo horses, for they are unholy.